Some of you may know me as the Merc with the Mouth. And it�s time to get mouthy. Prepare to get Deadpooled � That�s right, $#*! just got real! Couple things I�d like to get off my chest: I�m a mercenary for hire with an accelerated healing factor. I like to run my mouth. Some say I�m unstable but I�m very stable. (Yep, totally stable) (What about that time we beat the dude with his own arms?) (That doesn�t count) And if you want to know what gets me going in the mornings, it�s chimichangas! (Mmmmm Chimichangas) WHOA, I feel better now. All right. I�m gonna battle for the safety of humans (and bewbs!) and mutants (and bewbs!)